Alas.... THE HORROR! THE HORRRROR!

I began to witness the beginning of the end... This weekend just crashed upon itself.. Lost my ipod baby... Down with sore throat and high fever on a Sat.. yahOO!! like whats next?

Witnessing a bloody dog shit right in front of me like as if i was the judge to judge its SHIT @ PEt SAFARI..

And in a few hours time, back to camp... and yes i am entitled to BE GRUMPY!! gRRR

- bitch mode level 1 -

To the person who stole my ipod.. BEWARE DONT LET ME FUCKIN CATCH U.. YOU BE IN THE CAST OF SAW AND HOSTEL I TELL U.. O YES YOU SHOULD RUN.. THERE WILL BE BLOOD!

Choice of weapon: Harpoon and Pen Knife

Death Method: Open your bloody eyes and see as i poke your dick with harpoon endlessly. I will slice off your blardy face like how NTUC slices the hams... grr

-bitch mode off-

AND I AM SERIOUS! I DONT CARE I AM A SERIAL KILLER!!!

THIS IS THE BOY THAT IS.....

 

-Open Minded, provocative and Different

-Always RIGHT whether at work, home or in BED

- PAnsexual right now.. Aka.. everything also can..

- hoping for the best everyday over ice cream

- really hoping someone would take me serious for once

- really too complex to comprehend.

- having the WORST sex LIFE AND DRIVE EVER! which his fren Yang said with much gusto: " the ONLY SEX U  HAVE IS WHEN U SHIT! ".. hahaha..

So given his really pathetic state in the love department, his only hope is therefore to sit and fart and hope that it can generate enough electricity for the entire Simei district.

Okay it was just a joke.. chill..

10 Seconds of Fame..

What is aaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Ans: Long time no C

Lame..yes i know tt....

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